#blob rambles

[ablobwhowrites]

I'm thinking of doing requests of the bad batch and maybe starwars and overwatch or depending on what I think I can write? Anyways I might be starting up my yandere poppy playtime stuff again but I'm doing a major rewrite of it so yeah but here's some rambles and shitposts

poppy playtime employee: "so your going to vacation?"

Employee y/n: "yeah, I mean this company will do fine without me"

*a week later*

Y/n: "HOW THE FUCK DID THE FACTORY FUCKING DIE SO FAST, I WAS GONE FOR A WEEK, WHO'S GOING TO PAY ME NOW!?"

Any y/n and m/n that I put them in a new fic like:

I imagine playtime employee y/n or m/n being kinda good friends with all the enemies and toys in the factor before retiring or something and when they come back, y/n or m/n is the only one who was kind to them and is the only thing that’s keeping some sane.

Overwatch m/n: “you know, I don’t really know why I’m in overwatch, I just came here for the free food”

Lucio: “really? That’s all?”

M/n: “also cause d.v.a said you guys have free Wi-Fi here so that’s a plus”

And you know what fella’s no more silly fun time anymore, I’m seeing to many angst edits of spiderverse, nana and hachi and others, it’s sad time for the y/n’s and m/n’s. Also stay healthy guys, and stay hydrated and thanks for being in my yapping session.

[unnamed-blob]

Bikers are the closest I can get to a modern knight with his helmet concealing his identity

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okay so I saw this post yesterday and the thoughts would not leave my head so here we are.

The damn lines "Daddy's little girl, he broke" and "just not the man your daddy wanted to be" are sooo tasty to explore.

Like. Obviously we have what we can imagine canon dean is thinking, about how he wasn't strong enough, that he's just so weak and all the guilt of torturing the other people in hell.

but- just consider TRANS dean hearing that line.

Imagine: ftm dean, who has been trying his best his whole life to prove that he is a man.

But-He WAS daddy's little girl. He was, when he was younger, before he realized he was HE. But he doesn't WANT to be anymore. And of course he would feel that him breaking was proof of his inherent un-manliness.

He wasn't strong enough. Truly wasn't the man his dad wanted him to be. John hadn't wanted a daughter (not when a son is so much better on a hunt), but he wanted Dean the way he was (daughter-turned-son) even less. He tried to prove he was a man, to the whole world and especially to John. But when it mattered most, he failed (broke).

and yeah, that's great angst but ALSO consider: mtf dean. And OOOH boy its just as good.

She really is just a little girl inside (deep, deep down), but she's never let anyone know. But Alastair. Of course Alastair knows, and used it against her the whole time in hell, and continues to do so now.

She tried and tried her best to be the manly hunter John raised her to be, but she TRULY couldn't do it (she was just posturing the whole time, it always felt fake). Dean equates her trans-ness as an extension of her own weakness. Thinks her breaking is just another example of how she fails to do what's expected of her, how she is constantly letting people down. Of how she's unworthy. Oof.

[unnamed-blob]

I genuinely can’t even count the number of times I’ve watched this animation <3 I love how fluid and expressive it is!!

animation of jimmy getting owned in real life

bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...

[adapperblob]

I gave my husband a year to put away his books anyways he wants to.

Now im going to put his books away, and lets just say, my alphabetized is MUCH different then his >:3

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live laugh grackle images on inaturalist

Grisps you

Grisp fighter

Free ride

The starerrrr

[mintaikkcorpse]

I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me

[unnamed-blob]

Feral feral feral feral feral feral feral feral- EVERYONE COME SEE THIS!!

Life Series Animatic!!!! WOOOO

Set right aftet secret life as scar slowly gains memories of past games back!!!

[blobfishious]

my experiences in a dorm over my first semester:

Roommate left after about two weeks, single for the price of a double!

Old building = STANK. Constant basement smell if window is closed.

There is a hot pipe in every dorm room in both dorm halls. Why is there a hot pipe? No idea.

Grippy shower mats are the devil I swear they are so gross why did I agree to be in charge of cleaning the shower

How shitty is my mattress at home that I like the horrible dorm mattress?????

Private school people get a lot from their parents. I was lucky to get a microwave, but on move in people had their PARENTS moving in stuff like they were in an apartment. Before my roommate left, one time their mom came by and was cleaning?? For my roommate??? Like my mom helped me clean around finals because I was stressed out of my mind but that was a group effort, this guy didn’t even thank her???

The guy who smokes weed by the stairwell is apparently present on every floor

Lacrosse people are loud

Soccer people are loud

Either everyone is loud or I’m quiet

Waking up at 6AM means for three hours I have the shared bathroom entirely to myself. Win.

The college actually will allow you to repaint your dorm approved colors, end of year share this info to people who accidentally tore paint off the wall. Do other people actually read the information they’re given?

Janitorial staff are great

Also, I have a friend going to Ferris, who was amazed by the size of my dorm room as a double. Apparently, in his dorm (same price as mine) he can reach his arms out and touch both walls. Hooray?

[egophiliac]

I have SO many thoughts about everything and they are in no kind of order yet, so here's just some quick little bits in the meantime!

I am not normal about any of these characters!

[ablobwhowrites]

Just saw my robot friend or robot dreams, I loved that movie.

They are very silly and I recommend the watch, it’s a silent film and I love the animation of it

[unnamed-blob]

Me, suffering from the consequences of my actions:

@unnamed-blob You're a wretched woman. Keep up the good work 🤡✌️🤡

[unnamed-blob]

birfday :)

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I was struggling to get back into my rewatch of supernatural - so i decided to skip to season 4.

We are so back baby

[frosting-surfeit]

I so miss being a jhonen vasquez imposter)

Got that jhonen style brainrot

[herewegatherblobs]

it would depend on how its used; like in those sculptures where the fabric looks so thin you can see the nips? he's into that because the ARTISTIC VALUE. but if its meant to be raunchy or sexy, even if its in a tasteful way? he will rant about the sacred nature of the human form until he's blue in the face, and then mika will remind him of the dramatica scripts and shu will have the strongest urge to slug him

Would Shu Itsuki enjoy artistic nudity. Discuss